SUSPECT APPREHENDED

The alleged hairbrush thief has been apprehended and is temporarily being detained in the family room.  The blue hairbrush has been recovered, but was left behind with significant damage to it.  It appears the suspect bit into the gel grip handle, leaving the hairbrush oozing some sort of foreign goo.  The deserted hairbrush was key to finding the alleged hairbrush thief.  In an attempt to escape, he mistakenly shut himself in the playroom and was unable to flee.  Authorities found the suspect alone, crying for help.  When asked about the robbery, suspect seemed sure of his response, but spoke rapidly in a language foreign to all interrogators.  Authorities are still looking for a translator that may be able to aid in the communication with the suspect.  Until then, the motives behind a short, bald man stealing a blue hairbrush remain a mystery.